Og and Nunu had been giving each other the eye for a while now. Og courted Nunu with a special set of grunts specifically saved for her. As she fashioned dressings made out of the hides of deer and bear, he pounded rocks all day trying to make a wheel. They would smile at each other over the course of the day in the most flirtatious of cave-dweller ways. Og pounded a rock so hard one day that a very shiny loose diamond tumbled out of the middle. He did not know it was a diamond. He just knew it was the most sparkly thing he had ever seen and it was almost as beautiful as Nunu was in his eyes.
He eyed this stone and then looked at Nunu's beaten up hands with dirty fingernails. He thought if he gave her this stone and she could wear it on her hand, everyone would know that Nunu belonged to Og and no one else would be allowed to pull her around by her hair except him. He also thought it would make her hands look very pretty and sparkly.
Og found the longest and strongest piece of grass he could find. After discovering that his loose stone was very hard and not able to be worn down at all, he wrapped the grass tightly around the diamond until it was securely in place. He tied the ends of the grass together in a circle so that it could be safely placed on her finger.
As he approached Nunu, Og stumbled on a piece of wood, causing him to fall down on one knee directly in front of her. As he looked up at her, he held the ring he had made in his outstretched hand while she looked down at him smiling. He said the following:
"Me Og. You....Og's?"
He handed her the ring. Nunu understood its purpose and placed it on her finger. She replied back, "Me Nunu. Me.....Og's."
They smiled at each other and she presented him with a brand new bear hide outfit. She grabbed her hair and handed it to him and he gently pulled her along to his cave to celebrate their new love. One little loose diamond started it all. The rest, as they say, is history.
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